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Pirate bedtime stories

A captain until supper, a whistling stone, and a cardboard monster

Roxana finds the treasure, then forgets where she tied her ship. Kazoo remembers every turn and has a captain’s bargain in mind. Jory and Nerissa agree what to do if their X marks coins, a stone, or turnips. Rook’s grand puppet-show leap lands inside the empty booth instead of catching the monster. Choose a parrot’s directions, a spoon-led treasure hunt, or a dockside show that improves when the plan falls apart.

A silver X, bakery tokens, and one missing eyebrow

Cover of Captain Until Supper

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Captain Until Supper

Roxana finds the treasure, then forgets where she tied the ship. Kazoo remembers every turn—and has a bargain in mind.

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“Captain Roxana sailed her one small ship toward an island marked on her map with a silver X.…”

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Cover of The X That Moved

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The X That Moved

Jory the pirate wants treasure that buys buns; Nerissa the mermaid wants her grandfather’s whistling stone. Their bargain leads to bakery tokens, a stone that sings underwater, and a crab’s two-tap concert.

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“Jory drew the map on the back of a breakfast bill. One little island, one crooked X, and one…”

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The Monster That Blew Away

A mermaid and a young pirate lose their cardboard puppet to the wind, then turn their tail movements and silly voices into the best part of the show.

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“At the dock, Rook held up their cardboard sea monster. It had seven teeth, three eyebrows, a…”

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A supper joke, a slow boat home, or a silly encore?

Roxana and Kazoo’s ten-page expedition suits listeners around nine and ten. The captain grows tired of his repeated directions, then needs his memory to find their ship. Kazoo asks to be captain until supper; the last joke sends him under the table when dishes need doing. Jory and Nerissa’s ten-page treasure bargain suits read-aloud time around nine. They find a whistling stone and bakery tokens, give a crab a part in the concert, and sail slowly beside a mermaid who is happy to leave another search until tomorrow. Rook and Sella’s ten-page puppet-show story suits read-aloud time around seven. Both make mistakes chasing the cardboard monster, then use a tail-made curtain bulge and a deeper, sillier voice to save the performance. A burping, squeaking encore brings the final laugh. Choose the slow boat for a quieter close, or the supper and stage jokes when another laugh fits tonight.

If you feel like talking about it
  • When did Roxana need the directions she had asked Kazoo to stop repeating?
  • What did Jory and Nerissa agree before they started digging?
  • How did Rook and Sella turn a broken string into a new performance?

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A pirate and a mermaid recover a wind-blown cardboard monster, then make an improvised puppet-show encore from a swishing tail and a very silly voice.

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